"I always wanted to live on a boat," Mike, a project manager at a San Francisco electrical contractor, told Business Insider on a sunny day aboard the boat in the East Bay.
"Out friends and family thought we were crazy," Misa said. The couple started looking at boats in 2005, while everyone else was buying real estate at the height of the bubble.
They figured they could save money living on a boat rather than squandering money on rent or blowing their savings on a house. San Francisco is one of the most expensive housing markets in the US. Between 2005 and 2017, the median sales price rose from $840,000 to $1.5 million.
Mike and Misa looked at over 200 boats between Seattle and Los Angeles before settling on a 58-foot fishing boat designed by a retired Naval architect. It cost about $300,000.
But Misa still had to majorly downsize. She gave away her furniture and books and rented a storage unit where she keeps her art supplies. Her many plants found a new home aboard.
The kitchen is a little light on storage, so the couple uses magnets to hang their cutlery on the wall. (When they leave the marina for rockier waters, the knives are stowed away.)
They make most of their dinners using meal-kit delivery services including Blue Apron, Sun Basket, and HelloFresh. Misa likes that the services send only as much food as they need.
There are three (cramped) bathrooms aboard. A desalination tank provides up to 800 gallons of fresh water for the showers, sinks, and ice maker.
One difference between living on a boat and in a house is that the septic tank must be emptied once a month. A custom-made "Full of Shit" alarm lights up when it's time.
After a long day at work, Misa loves to putt around the marina and check out the other boats. They enjoy weekend-overnighters at nearby Angel Island and Treasure Island.
Because of their size, marinas offer a close-knit community for people seeking it. Mike said anytime he pulls up to the dock, his neighbors hop out to help him tie down the boat.
The couple's monthly expenses include payment on the boat's mortgage (they have about $150,000 left on their balance) and a $900 slip fee to live aboard the boat.
They also shell out for oil changes and about $300 every three months to hire a diver to clean the bottom of the boat in order to prevent rusting.
Living on a boat isn't for everyone, because of the maintenance involved. They spend three hours every weekend washing the outside of the boat. "It's not for lazy people," Mike said.
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Designers are clearly slacking: a simple string bag has turned into an expensive but eco-friendly "mesh shopper."
In short, humanity has not changed much since the days of Ancient Egypt because we still communicate through symbols.