Hey ladies, you know that anti-aging cream you apply to your faces that makes you glow like two suns, keeping you the goddess you are? Well, what if I told you there is a free, “man-made” product that can have similar effects? That’s right, your man’s semen. Sperm contains a chemical known as “Spermidine” that causes cells to age at a slower pace. For best results, apply liberally.
Engaging in oral sex can actually lower your stress levels, ladies. That’s right, studies have proven that women who ingest semen have less risk of depression. This is because it contains chemicals such as cortisol, estrogen and oxytocin—all known to be antidepressants. Next time your man is stressing you out, your best course of action may be some wicked oral action.
Keep that BP down by giving a little oral action. Semen is proven to reduce the chances of women developing preeclampsia—blood pressure issues during pregnancy. When your BP goes up, it’s time to go down.
Some women with the baby bump get a serious uptick in sex drive. Unfortunately, after a certain point, penetration becomes a danger to the health of baby and mother—most notably the infections that can come from a man’s ejaculate. So, keep the juices flowing, so to speak, and satiate your desires by engaging in vigorous oral sex instead.
One more for the pregnant ladies: semen can help ease morning sickness. The nutrients found in your man’s obviously potent baby batter are known to settle a stomach. It’s actually helping you by mixing with your own natural chemicals to balance your hormones.
Not only will going down on him relieve you from the nuisance of your man’s constant prodding, but it can dull your own physical pain as well. That’s because semen contains oxytocin and endorphins that act as natural pain killers.
Breast cancer is an ever-present terror that’s becoming even more common, particularly in women over the age of 40. Well, you’ve got a new secret weapon! Studies have proven that women who engage in oral sex at least twice a week are at a comparatively lower risk of breast cancer later in life. Once again, magic man batter contains chemicals which prevent the growth of this particular cancer.
With all the instant gratification and the internet immortalizing everything, it’s easy to forget that a memory is something that can be exercised and improved, or lost. This in turn can help your problem-solving skill tremendously. That’s right, semen is also rich in the nutrients that help your mind work and sustain itself.
Having trouble sleeping? Don’t fall into that pit of a worsening sleep cycle. God forbid you try to pull one of those famed “all-nighters” and reset. Just go down on your man for a few and reap the rewards. Semen contains melatonin, which is one of the most effective natural sleep aids. It will even work for him, cause you know how we are after finishing… Zzzzzzzzz!
As for the man in your life, he is reaping serious benefits too—other than the obvious. Studies have shown that the more a man ejaculates in his life the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer. So, while you get all the above-mentioned bonuses, he gets potentially less probing. I’d say that’s a good trade-off.
French fries are salted right after a whole batch is cooked, and the staff would have to make a new unsalted serving specially for you.
Passing by some fast food place, it is difficult to resist the tempting smell of delicious food. This happens for a reason. Many restaurants try to make sure that the smell of cooking reaches the noses of the people outside. Some places leave their kitchen doors open on purpose.
In fast food places, sodas are normally cheaper than tea. This is because they want people to buy more sodas: it is impossible to quench thirst with a sweet soda (and you will buy it again and again). Also, carbon dioxide stimulates the appetite.
The legendary flavor of fast food French fries is achieved by mixing around 20 ingredients. Potatoes are the basic one. The other 18 are some fats, additives, and flavor enhancers, making this food not completely harmless.
One-upmanship is a good thing, but not when it comes to fast food. Don’t go to fast food places right after their opening time: they clean their kitchen equipment with aggressive chemicals that can remain on kitchen machines and countertops in the morning and go straight onto your food.
A milkshake is one of the classic items in fast food places. It is especially popular in summertime.