Ok, how about a one-handed beer opener? Say goodbye to the days of having to take your hand out of the Doritos bowl to open a beer.
Ergonomic chin rest. Look, your head weighs like 10 lbs. You want to just sit around the rest of your life lifting 10 lbs. all day?
This inflatable pillow tie. If you’re already sleeping at work make that experience more comfortable.
A combo remote-control/bottle opener. Miss up to 5 seconds of commercials while you grab your bottle opener? NEVER!
A combo-iPad toilet paper holder seems like a natural solution to the problem of accidentally dropping your iPad in shit water while trying to watch the latest season of Silicon Valley.
These lazy reading glasses. For only $4.44, you’ll never again be burdened by the task of sitting upright while watching TV or reading. But again, if you're that lazy you probably didn't bother to read this ;p