She wrote "Wanted to get drunk after BF of 3.5 years broke up with me. Didn't have a bottle opener, so had to improvise."
"Had to unscrew the screw from one of my door knobs and screw it into the cork. I'm not the one getting screwed anymore tho. Sad."
"*clever pun about ex BF tearing my heart out of my chest, or taking a hammer through my heart, etc*"
She showed she doesn't need that jerk and shared this trick with others that might need it. I guess this female MacGyver won't be single for long.