In Germany, during Oktoberfest, no one is ever legally drunk no matter how much alcohol they consume.
The French love a passionate kiss. But not on the railways! It is an offence to kiss on a platform or any train on the National network.
This one makes sense actually. When visiting the many ancient ruins of Greece, it is against the law to wear high heels.
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast becomes automatically the property of the king. The whale’s tail is the property of the queen.
In Iceland, if you wish to own a dog in an apartment building, you must get permission from every other member of the building.
If the Öresund strait freezes and a Swede walks over to Denmark, Danes are allowed to hit him with a stick.