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Morals & lessons from Advertisements

What Indian advertisements teach us?
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1. Kareena has dandruff problem,
    Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa
    has hairfall problem and Priyanka has
    chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your
    neighbor doesn't use a Deodorant in
    your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important
     than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen, you
    can use Toothpaste.

5. Every oral care brand is No. 1
    and recommended by every dentist
    in India and by the Indian Medical
    Association!

6. Your daughter will get ready to 
    marry, if only you take her to a
    jewellery or textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant
     is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias.
     You will be close to a superman, if
     you drink these regularly!!

9. All superstars are so poor that they
    prefer to risk life by jumping from
    mountain cliffs for a cool drink than
    purchase it for Rs.10/-

10. The special effects in shampoo ads
       are greater than special effects in
       the film "Avatar".

11. Fruit content in shampoos and
       soaps is more than fruit content in
       99% of real fresh fruit juices.

12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists
       than their staff who make better
       milk products.

13. Most people buy vehicles to travel
       in bad roads but complain about
       roads in India.

14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
       without spreading it all over you
       face.

15. Nobody uses motorbikes for
       commuting. It is only to pick up
       girls.

16. All soaps kill 99.9999999% of germs.

17. People believe that Bacardi makes
       only music CDs and Director's
       special. Kingfisher makes only
       mineral water.

18. The only time mothers and
       daughters talk to each other is 
       usually about hair oil.

19. No matter what kind of expert one
       is, he'll always wear a white
       laboratory coat.

      And finally:

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