** 'Pepsi' is not going to be the sponsor of IPL 2014. The new sponsor is going to be 'Whisper' 
because IPL is going through its worst 'period'!
 
** Such travesty...
While the great Dara Singh represented Hanuman, his son Vindoo Dara Singh represents
Middleman!

** Innovative ad outside a gynaecologist:
We charge very less per delivery compared to Sreesanth!
 
** Raj Kapoor was real visionary. He made Shree(santh) 420 in 1955!
 
** Ever wondered the reason why IPL comes on Set Max? Because it is already SET!
 
** A towel can make one's career - Ranbir Kapoor
A towel can destroy one's career - Sreesanth
One can make a career without a towel - Sunny Leone
 
IPL 6:
** The Tata Sky channel number of Sony Six HD for showing IPL matches is 420. 
We should have taken the cue of things to come!
   
** TATA Docomo's latest advertisement:
While watching IPL, think of us
Because leading bookies use our network!
 
** IPL 6's best catch award goes to:
Delhi Police - for catching Sreesanth!
 
** After the betting expose, people are still watching IPL - now you know the reason as to 
why Congress keeps coming back to power!
 
** Once all arrests are done by the Mumbai and the Delhi police, they can start a tournament 
with two new teams - Arthur Road Indians and Tihar Daredevils!